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Revenge gifts
Our Gifts Come in a Box
You Decide what goes in that box...
Please scroll down to our products listed below. 
No, Sweetheart, I didn't send that gift. It must have been your other girlfriend.
Is it illegal to send these gag gifts? No. If you think that they qualify for "harassment" then look up the legal definition of harassment.
Our gifts do not qualify as they are not threatening in nature and are considered "gag" gifts.
If you think that you have received a gift as harassment, please check with your former friends or relatives that you might have an issue with, not us. We will NOT divulge to anyone who buys our gifts. All gifts are sent totally anonymous.
All sales are final. A return address will not appear on any of our packaged products so they are not returnable.
If your gift is sent to a recipient, you cannot receive a refund on the item if you want to back out of the transaction. It cannot be returned to us for credit so make certain you want us to send the gift BEFORE you order.
This service is not to be taken lightly. It is a REVENGE site and as such we would rather you NOT order if you have any doubts or are too squeamish about what we send.
All gifts are sent anonymously and the only way the recipient will ever find out who sent the gift, is if YOU tell them, or if YOU tell someone else and that someone else tells them.
For human health reasons and shipping policies with the postal services we use, all animal feces, bugs, road kill, and dead toads will be wrapped in such a manner that no contents come in contact with human hands nor is there an offensive odor emitting from the box. No animal(s) are ever harmed by anyone at Boxed Revenge.
Our shopping cart requires you to allow pop-ups or you cannot order.
If you have a pop-up blocker installed on your browser you will have to temporarily disable it to order any items.
Also, when you provide the information on the ship to, make sure that you have the name and the address of the person that you want the gift to go to and NOT your name and address as the gift will be sent to you instead. Review your order on the Summary Page before ordering.
If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. If you don't provide the correct address and the "gift" gets shipped to the wrong address, there is no refund and we do not reship the gift unless you buy another.
Please note: On orders that are cancelled/refunded before the order is shipped, you will be charged a $2.00 PayPal cancellation/refund fee that will not be refunded to your account. If you change your mind about the gift we should not be penalized by your cancellation after funds are transferred to our account.
For international orders please email us for shipping costs. Our shopping cart is NOT set up for international orders. You have to email us with your order. If you try to order using the shopping cart below for an international delivery address, we will refund your purchase less $2.00 cancellation fee. We do not guarantee international deliveries.
You order at your own risk. If customs confiscates the gift, we are not responsible. There is no return address and goods therefore cannot be returned to us. We can supply an international customs tracking number, but once it leaves the United States we cannot track it from here. If you want to insure your purchase we can charge a small fee for insurance.
Disgustingly Nasty New Products
Road kill, yes it's a genuine, scraped off the highway road kill while we gagged while scraping it up. (Vehicles actuall slowed down and watched!)
Animal type varies. You have to be very, very sure you want us to send this because it's the MOST disgusting gift we have and most likely on the planet.
Email for price. It's a one of a kind gift and we don't keep this in stock. Right now it's in stock and we want it gone for obvious reasons.
Dead bugs and lots of them on a plate with a fork and napkin. Eeeewwwwww nasty doesn't come any better.
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Instructions for
adding the recipient's name and address When you click on the Add to Cart button, It takes you to: checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page. After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address. It takes you to Shipping Address. That’s where you fill out the address: Country First Name Last Name The Ship To address information After doing that you’re finished making the order. |
For some unknown reason the shopping cart that use may fail from time to time. We are trying to correct the problem as it occurs. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Horse Manure (real stuff)
Boxed Horse Manure (organic fertilizer) - The gift that will take his/her breath away literally! There's nothing that says it better. Eat $#*t and die!
Item #1001 - Horse Manure (organic fertilizer) - all gift wrapped in nice box - $25.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item. Super size $35.00. Super Dooper size $75.00 (saves $10.00)
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Pure Cow Poop (Real stuff)
Item #1003 - Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Cow Manure (aka organic fertilizer) - all gift wrapped in box - $20.00, Super Size $30.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item for the same reason as above.
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Instructions for
adding the recipient's name and address When you click on the Add to Cart button, It takes you to: checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page. After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address. It takes you to Shipping Address. That’s where you fill out the address: Country First Name Last Name The Ship To address information After doing that you’re finished making the order. |
For some unknown reason the shopping cart that use may fail from time to time. We are trying to correct the problem as it occurs. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Break-up Revenge? Very personal revenge gift.
This is a good one made just for the despicable person in your life. Cow crap (also known as organic cow fertilizer) on their photo, nicely gift boxed with a cute anonymous note of your choice.
All you have to do is scan their photo, upload it to your pc, send it to us via email. We print it out on different size (you choose) photo paper and take care of the rest! Real good for ex's. See different sizes and price on drop down menu below, plus shipping. Nice personal revenge gift, wrapped up beautifully and sent anonymously.
Use drop down menu to choose which size photo you want to add.
For some unknown reason the shopping cart that use may fail from time to time. We are trying to correct the problem as it occurs. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Doggie Dirt (Plastic look-alike or the Real Deal)
Item #1041 - Tired of being crapped on? Send this beautiful Gift Box of Doggie Dirt for that individual in your life that needs a real wake-up call.
This is an "enhanced version"* of the real thing that will surely shock the recipient. One glimpse of this packaged poop in a gift box is enough to send the recipient reeling in disgust. Everything here but the smell!
If you want to send real dog poop, it's available as well. We can even fix it up like a hog dog in a real bun. Use the drop down menu to select which one you want us to mail the recipient.
Instructions for
adding the recipient's When you click on the Add to Cart button, It takes you to:
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page. After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to
where it says:
Ship to my billing address Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address. It takes you to Shipping Address. That’s where you fill out the address: Country First Name Last Name The Ship To address information After doing that you’re finished making the order.
name and address
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Holy Leaping Lizards Batman!
Gift to be discontinued
Dead Lizard! One of a kind, mummified dead lizard. Totally freaky. $20.00/each.
Email Boxed Revenge for availability.
Your significant other, friend, relative, boss or co-worker acts like a pig this gift is for them. You act like a pig, smell like a pig, talk like a pig, eat like a pig then you must be a pig. This is genuine pig crap, wrapped up nicely and mailed anonymously. It will give them the oink message really well.
Real Pig Poop
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Instructions for
adding the recipient's name and address When you click on the Add to Cart button, It takes you to: checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page. After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address. It takes you to Shipping Address. That’s where you fill out the address: Country First Name Last Name The Ship To address information After doing that you’re finished making the order. |
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Tarantula Troubles? Sure to startle even the most brave.
A very very scary gift especial for spider phobics. They open the beautiful designer box only to find a huge tarantula spider looking up at them. The spider is 3 1/2" x 6" and very realistic looking. Female tarantulas eat their suitors who don't meet the requirements. Spider in very nice gift box $20.00 plus shipping.
Email Boxed Revenge for availability.
Tarantula Spider
Perfumed Horse or Cow Poop - They think their crap don't stink, well this gift will tell them that if it looks like crap, but smells like perfume, it's still crap. This is a big jar of perfumed horse crap sealed in a bag, and tastefully gift wrapped. $20.00, plus shipping. Specify whether you want male or female perfume. We use designer perfumes for our gifts.
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
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Instructions for
adding the recipient's name and address When you click on the Add to Cart button, It takes you to: checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page. After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address. It takes you to Shipping Address. That’s where you fill out the address: Country First Name Last Name The Ship To address information After doing that you’re finished making the order. |
Glitter bomb card -
Glitter bombs leave a mess that is not easily cleaned up
from floors, desks or from your skin. It doesn't vacuum up well like dust unless
you have a Rainbow super vac. It's a mess to wash off skin as well.
Safe, but annoying. Greeting
Card contains enough concealed glitter to make a real mess. This card does
not blow up in your face which could constitute a safety hazard. This one just
empties a pouch full of glitter all over the area where the card is opened.
You get to choose the card (Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, Thank You, any type
of greeting card available at your typical greeting card department. You get to
choose the type. If there is category you wish to add, please
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Black Sam Bellamy,
The Pirate's flag flew over his ship.
Pirates
were often called "Blackballers." To be placin' the black spot be markin'
someone for death who had gone against the Code. In old times, the black spot
was usually on a piece of paper and it generally told you how long you had
to live. Most often just the fear of the black ball would hasten your demise.
"'Twas
in a Black Baller I first served my time.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
And in a Black Baller I wasted my prime.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down!
"
In some clubs or organizations to be given a black ball or marble meant that you were ostracized or voted out forever.
You can't literally "Blow the man down" which in Pirate-Speak means shoot the man down as with a gun or cannon, but you can make the Scurvy Dog who hurt you walk the plank with this gift wrapped Black Ball. Gift wrapped to grab their attention the moment they lift the lid on the box! Startling!
Item #1042 - Black Ball - $15.00, plus shipping.
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Instructions for adding the recipient's
name and address
When you click on the Add to Cart button,
It takes you to:
checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page.
After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address
Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address.
It takes you to Shipping Address.
That’s where you fill out the address:
Country
First Name
Last Name
The Ship To address information
After doing that you’re finished making the order.
Item
#1033 - Beautiful Gift Box of chocolate flavored laxative for that individual in
your life that's just "full of it." Overnight results guaranteed!
Emotionally purge this person by sending a box of laxatives.
Dumb
as a box of rocks. Says it all.
Item #1026 - one box of rocks - $20.00, plus shipping.
Send this when they are as dumb as a box of rocks!
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
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Instructions for
adding the recipient's name and address When you click on the Add to Cart button, It takes you to: checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page. After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address. It takes you to Shipping Address. That’s where you fill out the address: Country First Name Last Name The Ship To address information After doing that you’re finished making the order. . |
Item 1040 - Broken Hearts - Box of
beautifully gift wrapped broken hearts. This is the perfect gift for the heart breaker in your life. Box of broken hearts says it all. $20.00, plus shipping.
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Road Kill Deal - You're really dead meat!
Item #1034-A Road Kill (species varies*) - For the most despicable person who ever hurt you. This is so gross that it will sure to give them a lasting impact on just how "rotten" they really are! $65.00 shipping will be added to your order.
This is what we have to scrape up off the highway. We get a lot of stares as cars slow down to see what we're doing. They often speed off after they see what's going on. I don't blame them.
Email for availability. (IN STOCK)
*Old dead possum isn't playing possum either. We scrape up old dead rabbits, birds, snakes, frogs, armadillos, raccoons, and possums. Whatever's left after the buzzards get done with 'em. It's a disgusting item for sure.
Email us to order this item.
Instructions for adding the recipient's
name and address
When you click on the Add to Cart button,
It takes you to:
checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page.
After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address
Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address.
It takes you to Shipping Address.
That’s where you fill out the address:
Country
First Name
Last Name
The Ship To address information
After doing that you’re finished making the order.
Relationship is dead? Send dead roses to express how
you really feel!
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
Food Fetish?
Moldy Bread Side Order
By the slice or by the loaf
Any way you cut it, it's a big Yuck
Best served with a cow patty the meat
Item #1019 - One slice moldy bread or a whole sandwich. Orders plus shipping. Check out the options that can include a peanut butter sandich or a real cow poop sandwich! Click the drop down menu.
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Instructions for
adding the recipient's name and address When you click on the Add to Cart button, It takes you to: checkout page
My Shopping Cart
It’s the Check Out page. After filing out the credit card information, you scroll down to where it says:
Ship to my billing address Uncheck the Ship to my Billing address. It takes you to Shipping Address. That’s where you fill out the address: Country First Name Last Name The Ship To address information After doing that you’re finished making the order. |
Ace of Spades - aka Bicycle Secret Weapon - Good luck or bad luck? You decide!
Item #1027 - Ace of Spades sent to your worst enemy - $15.00, plus shipping. International orders are ok for this item.
Just for Fun
Redneck Birthday Cake - Click link for more info.
For some unknown reason the shopping cart has failed to work on some of the product. We are trying to correct the problem. In the meantime if you find the shopping cart button is not working on the product you wish to purchase, please email Boxed Revenge and we can email an invoice to you. Thank you for your patience.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
More products will be added in the future, please check back for updates.
Seasonal Gifts
Santa Knows Who's Been Naughty...
Santa's Lump of Coal & Stocking full of switches
Item 1039 - Santa knows who's been naughty or nice this year. So do you. Send that very naughty person in your life the perfect Christmas gift.......a lump of coal or a stocking full of switches! Beautifully gift wrapped for the holiday season! Shipping will be added to your order. Click on the drop down menu to make your selection.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Suggest A Gift - If you would like to suggest a gift idea, please email us.
Slept with the wrong fellow and need the morning after herb?
Click here. (Natural, herbal contraceptive) In case you slept with the wrong guy you could end up pregnant. Morning after herb.
